If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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