I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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