Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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