He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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