you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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