She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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