This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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