Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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