sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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