Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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