can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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