sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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