you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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