think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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