The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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