you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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