you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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