I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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