Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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