i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We left the knife in your bed.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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