I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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