Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
