so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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