Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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