Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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