is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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