Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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