I wish you could order shots online.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My feet surprised me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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