we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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