We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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