Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
