Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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