i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fuck appropriateness.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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