So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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