He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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