I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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