her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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