So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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