she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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