I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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