it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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