super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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