awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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