yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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