SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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