Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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