one might say we're banned from that church
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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