I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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