I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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