I'm jealous of your bromance
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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