Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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