i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We are two peas in an std pod
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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