their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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