ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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